DOTLAN EveMaps

We don't care about our members.
We don't care about your members.
We just don't care.

Our Recruitment Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs

If you thought Richard Nixon was cool.
If you remember when you could get it up.
If your belly has obscured the view of your junk for the past ten+ years.
If you can't remember not having grey hair.
If you think young people are the devil.
If you remember when you could buy a candy bar for a nickel.
If you can live without sex, but not without glasses.
If you send money to PBS.
If you got cable for the weather channel.
You're old.