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Dale's Dead Bug, the #1 extermination corporation in all of EvE!

We can take care of all your rat and pest problems. We have over 2 months of experience and have taken an extensive three hour training class, all to rid the universe of every last rat!

And always, when dealing with a rat infestation, please remember Dale's Top 5 Tips:

1) These are rats. Their mission is to fuck shit up wherever it goes.

2) You cannot battle the rats. The rat is never alone. It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive rats; all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more.

3) When you see a rat, do you know what you do? You stand the fuck still. You chill the fuck out, and hope the rat doesn't put you on it's list of shit it wants to fuck up today.

4) You stand right the fuck there, and wait for the rat to finish it's business and move on with it's rampage, and then you go the fuck home and make a fucking sandwich.

5) Call Dale's Dead Bug, the only fuckers bad-ass enough to take on the everymighty rat.

PS.: Dale's Dead Bug is also the proud sponsors of Dale's Tri-House 'Ghost to Coast' Late-Night Paranormal Radio Show, heard on 101X. We are also the proud sponsor of Dale Gribble's Bluegrass Experience; look for a tour date near you!

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