DOTLAN EveMaps

u'We are currently recruiting combat pilots in both PvP and PvE roles, miners, and industrialists. Midgets will get preferential consideration. We are currently accepting most pilots with full accounts. A minimum of five million skillpoints is preferred, but if you have a nice badonkadonk, we\u2019ll take you anyway. The corporation happily provides a Teamspeak server, a chicken coop, and a greased Scotsman for your usage. As a corporation, our main goal is to have fun. Our secondary goal, however, is to find and kill the giant space squid, Terry. Once Terry has been properly destroyed and we bathe naked in its Space Squid Blood in the glow of the two suns of Omega Niner, we will rule all of EVE. If any of this interests you, or you have a sense of humor (preferential to the five million skillpoints), you might belong here. If not\u2026 Well, we\u2019ll always be glad to make fun of you behind your back. Apply now for happy fun times!'