DOTLAN EveMaps

***** Welcome to the NEW EDEN F'ALLSTARZ!

We're proud to hold the nomination for the most serene retirement home for useless twats in all of the EVE universe!!

We're here to do nothing... yup - absolutely nothing!

If you are sick of being trolled by your friends, OR PERHAPS ARE JUST NOT VERY POPULAR IN THE FIRST PLACE, then you can come JOIN US!!!

We'll make sure you can have your private corner of a chat room where ** nobody ** will ever want to talk to you!

...AND THATS NOT ALL! If you're REALLY ambitions, we'll even teach you our elite PVP tactics such as "staying out of people's way", "paying taxes for nothing" and "watching cobwebs grow"!

* JOIN NOW * and we'll invite you to join the thousands of random alt's sitting in our our exclusive, super secret and ultimatly hidden WORMHOLE where have weekly gatherings to watch the fireworks of our POS being popped yet again by randomly passing ships!!

Don't forget to bring your popcorn! FREE POS FUEL TO THE FIRST 100 APPLICANTS!

If you're so lazy and useless that you want to pay for a game just to sit and listen to mosquito farts then you've found your perfect home!

Apply now!



(*Please note there may be some delayed response to application acceptance as nobody really is here to accept your application)