SaSSe presents the scientific and industrial edge in Minmatar slave selective breeding and genetics.
Thanks to supervision of top Khanid reserchers we may present you with the thus far unmatched services, this all due to our corporation sacred brainwashing methodology and wastly advanced implats combined with selective breeding from the first bio cell to our complete products, your obidient and wellrounded servants.
These promising claims have been extensively tested by highest Amarr authorites, namely by
Theology Council and
Carthum Conglomerate, over the past years with not a single disturbance or fail upon following requirments that naturaly all our other products fulfill :
I. Product follows it's owner desires to the point as percieved by given orders or telepathic link respectively.
II. Product is able to develop and evolve quite independely, all in accord and only to limit of owners aims and expectations. In addition Unvoluntary or even rebelious manuers have been eleminated completely.
- Exception to this maybe occur if master implant suffers fatal breakdown (please see the manual for a proper maintaince instructions), in which case glimps of free will may occur before instant termination of the product very next few moments from the impant breakdown, In such cases owner is provided with a replacement which is free of charge provided owner maintained product accordingly as all out products come with life time warranty for the owner.
III. Product is deeply happy to please his owner in any fasion owner deems fit regardless of pending or upcoming circumstances for the product itself.
SaSSe is both proud and humble that you have chosen its services. Please stand by for further products and update in the future.