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Freed from the oppression of materialism and the indignity of individualism by our glorious leader, Shoulda Checked Local is an unbreakable collective, each individual indivisible from the whole.
United forever in friendship and labor we strive ever forward crushing greedy capitalists and corrupt democrats beneath the unmatched might of the people.
We perform these noble duties:
\u2606 Crushing the bourgeoisie
\u2606 Social engineering
\u2606 All-Male
\u2606 Eliminating inequality
\u2606 Eliminating economic materialism
Supreme Leader:
Adriel MalakaiPeople\'s Commissar of diplomacy:
Vimsy VortisMinister of Agriculture:
Tysinger'