DOTLAN EveMaps

u'I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I\u2019m fucking retarded but I don\u2019t care, I\u2019m beautiful. I\u2019m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me \u201cApache\u201d and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can\u2019t accept me you\u2019re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.'