DOTLAN EveMaps

The Imperial Phallus Corporation was created as a shelter: a safe haven, a welcoming home for those who were cast out by their brethren.

These poor men were ostracized as a result of man's oldest and most terrible sin: jealousy. Their phalluses were long, proud, and triumphant, but whereas they rejoiced in the purity and the beauty, many were angry, bitter, and saught a form of revenge against those who had been blessed with phallluses beyond their wildest dreams. Their seething hate saw no bounds, and it became so overpowering that they drove the big phallused men out, beating them harshly over the head with long phallus-shaped sticks.

Thus begins the story of The Imperial Phallus Coporation.

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