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| | + | Maine computer terms: |
| | + | Log on - Make the wood stove hotta. |
| | + | Log off - Don't add no more wood. |
| | + | Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove. |
| | + | Download - Getting the firewood off the truck. |
| | + | Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood. |
| | + | Ram - The thing that split that firewood. |
| | + | Hard drive - Getting home in the winta. |
| | + | Prompt - What the mail ain't during the winta. |
| | + | Window - What to shut when it's cold outside. |
| | + | Screen - What to shut during black fly season. |
| | + | Screen saver - Duct tape for the torn window screen. |
| | + | Byte - What the black flies do. |
| | + | Bit - What the black flies did. |
| | + | Megabyte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season. |
| | + | Chip - Munchies for TV. |
| | + | Microchip - The crumbs in the bag after you've eaten the chips. |
| | + | Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway. |
| | + | Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife. |
| | + | Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out. |
| | + | Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds. |
| | + | Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery. |
| | + | Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerios box. |
| | + | Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully. |
| | + | Enter - The only way to win those magazine ad sweepstakes. |
| | + | Web - What a spida makes. |
| | + | Web site - What's found in the corners of high ceilings. |
| | + | Cursor - Someone who swears. |
| | + | Search engine - What you do when the caa dies. |
| | + | Home page - Map you keep in your back pocket in case you get lost in the woods. |
| | + | Upgrade - Steep hill. |
| | + | Server - Waitress. |
| | + | Mail server - Male waitress, damn few in Maine. |
| - | Ðз Ñъм гей<br><br>Maine computer terms:<br>Log on - Make the wood stove hotta.<br>Log off - Don't add no more wood.<br>Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove.<br>Download - Getting the firewood off the truck.<br>Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood.<br>Ram - The thing that split that firewood.<br>Hard drive - Getting home in the winta.<br>Prompt - What the mail ain't during the winta.<br>Window - What to shut when it's cold outside.<br>Screen - What to shut during black fly season.<br>Screen saver - Duct tape for the torn window screen.<br>Byte - What the black flies do.<br>Bit - What the black flies did.<br>Megabyte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season.<br>Chip - Munchies for TV.<br>Microchip - The crumbs in the bag after you've eaten the chips.<br>Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway.<br>Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife.<br>Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out.<br>Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds.<br>Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery.<br>Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerios box.<br>Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully.<br>Enter - The only way to win those magazine ad sweepstakes.<br>Web - What a spida makes.<br>Web site - What's found in the corners of high ceilings.<br>Cursor - Someone who swears.<br>Search engine - What you do when the caa dies.<br>Home page - Map you keep in your back pocket in case you get lost in the woods.<br>Upgrade - Steep hill.<br>Server - Waitress.<br>Mail server - Male waitress, damn few in Maine.<br>Sound card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it.<br>User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff.<br>Browser - A problem moose in the garden or blueberry patch.<br>Network - Mending holes in the fishnet.<br>Internet - Complicated fishnet repair method.<br>Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network.<br>Online - Good sign there'll be clean clothes this week.<br>Offline - The clothespins let go and the laundry falls to the ground. | + | Sound card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it. |
| | + | User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff. |
| | + | Browser - A problem moose in the garden or blueberry patch. |
| | + | Network - Mending holes in the fishnet. |
| | + | Internet - Complicated fishnet repair method. |
| | + | Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network. |
| | + | Online - Good sign there'll be clean clothes this week. |
| | + | Offline - The clothespins let go and the laundry falls to the ground. |
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