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| - | Computer Terms in Maine | |
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| | Log on - Make the wood stove hotta. | | Log on - Make the wood stove hotta. |
| | Log off - Don't add no more wood. | | Log off - Don't add no more wood. |
| | Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove. | | Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove. |
| | Download - Getting the firewood off the truck. | | Download - Getting the firewood off the truck. |
| | Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood. | | Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood. |
| | Ram - The thing that split that firewood. | | Ram - The thing that split that firewood. |
| | Hard drive - Getting home in the winta. | | Hard drive - Getting home in the winta. |
| | Prompt - What the mail ain't during the winta. | | Prompt - What the mail ain't during the winta. |
| | Window - What to shut when it's cold outside. | | Window - What to shut when it's cold outside. |
| | Screen - What to shut during black fly season. | | Screen - What to shut during black fly season. |
| | Screen saver - Duct tape for the torn window screen. | | Screen saver - Duct tape for the torn window screen. |
| | Byte - What the black flies do. | | Byte - What the black flies do. |
| | Bit - What the black flies did. | | Bit - What the black flies did. |
| | Megabyte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season. | | Megabyte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season. |
| | Chip - Munchies for TV. | | Chip - Munchies for TV. |
| | Microchip - The crumbs in the bag after you've eaten the chips. | | Microchip - The crumbs in the bag after you've eaten the chips. |
| | Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway. | | Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway. |
| | Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife. | | Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife. |
| | Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out. | | Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out. |
| | Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds. | | Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds. |
| | Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery. | | Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery. |
| | Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerios box. | | Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerios box. |
| | Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully. | | Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully. |
| | Enter - The only way to win those magazine ad sweepstakes. | | Enter - The only way to win those magazine ad sweepstakes. |
| | Web - What a spida makes. | | Web - What a spida makes. |
| | Web site - What's found in the corners of high ceilings. | | Web site - What's found in the corners of high ceilings. |
| | Cursor - Someone who swears. | | Cursor - Someone who swears. |
| | Search engine - What you do when the caa dies. | | Search engine - What you do when the caa dies. |
| | Home page - Map you keep in your back pocket in case you get lost in the woods. | | Home page - Map you keep in your back pocket in case you get lost in the woods. |
| | Upgrade - Steep hill. | | Upgrade - Steep hill. |
| | Server - Waitress. | | Server - Waitress. |
| | Mail server - Male waitress, damn few in Maine. | | Mail server - Male waitress, damn few in Maine. |
| | Sound card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it. | | Sound card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it. |
| | User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff. | | User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff. |
| | Browser - A problem moose in the garden or blueberry patch. | | Browser - A problem moose in the garden or blueberry patch. |
| | Network - Mending holes in the fishnet. | | Network - Mending holes in the fishnet. |
| | Internet - Complicated fishnet repair method. | | Internet - Complicated fishnet repair method. |
| | Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network. | | Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network. |
| | Online - Good sign there'll be clean clothes this week. | | Online - Good sign there'll be clean clothes this week. |
| | Offline - The clothespins let go and the laundry falls to the ground. | | Offline - The clothespins let go and the laundry falls to the ground. |
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