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In The Goo, It Is What We Do | In The Goo, It Is What We Do | ||
+ | ITG was founded by a simple man that asked a simple question: Can’t Somebody Else Do It? | ||
+ | That answer in a single word was Yes. | ||
+ | In two words: Yes, Clones. | ||
- | ITG is a family company founded by Ned Hamford for the greater benefit of... Ned Hamford. Luckily enough this greater benefit extends to his friends and loved ones. Doing whatever seems like a good idea, or at least a fun one, at the time, ITG stands at the cusp of averice, gluttony, and sloth. At least Ned does. His brother Auratus and new wife Aradia Hamford help to balance out flights of whim which frequently overtake the company founder. To keep their investments safe they wisely made the CEO a minority share holder. | + | Ned Hamford, founder and CEO, immediately created such clones as Ted Hamford, Expendable’Ed Hamford, and Fred Hamford. Family members such as Auratus Hamford and Aradia Hamford also pitched in. Thus began a golden age within In The Goo. Like all great things, it did come to an end. Shortly expressed, the clones got uppity. Why couldn’t they have clones of their own to do the work? After a brief attempt at appeasement with drones, a new and novel direction was taken by the ITG Corporation: Employees. |
- | While Dividends have been paid out frequently and in great amounts, it has as yet remained in the family. | ||
- | ITG is currently manuevering for an IPO. | ||
+ | Do you have what it takes to float in goo specially treated to have a pleasing scent and taste? Do you enjoy watching movies and reading books while giving occasional commands to a demi-God level-of-power ship? | ||
- | In The Goo, Let Us Work for You | + | If So, In The Goo may be Right For You. |
+ | Contact Recruiters: Ned Hamford, Rocky Deadshot. |
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